a few things about me that say a whole lot

Here's a few things about me that I think say a whole lot about me:
-I stole a copy of Maniac McGee by Jerry Spinelli from my 7th grade teacher because I really liked it (I still have it)
-I have 4 posters of The Dark Knight
-My favorite movies are The Dark Knight and My Own Private Idaho, but I've seen Labyrinth and Silence of the Lambs more than any other other movies
-I'm completely obsessed with all things Jim Henson
-Its impossible for me to be addicted to anything but I sure love Red Bull
-I cried when I finished reading Twilight
-Salem's Lot by Stephen King is the book I cried the most at (when the doctor died)
-blink 182's final album, Ryan Adam's Love is Hell Pt. 2, and Silverchair's Young Modern are my favorite albums
-"Wonderwall" by Oasis is my all time favorite song
-I own a Phil Collins and a Rick Springfield record
-I'm always constantly reading Franny & Zooey by J. D. Salinger
-After reading The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath when I was 16, I was convinced she wrote it about me
-I love hamsters and goats more than any other animal
-I mostly own band tee shirts and nicer clothes from Maurices
-My most expensive piece of clothing is a Famous Stars and Straps shirt
-I have 5 pairs of Converse
-My favorite colors of nail polish are dark blue and dark purple
-I think Alan Moore is a genius
-I love Star Wars but I can never keep the movies straight - its very strange
-I've written a total of 12 books, but the first few weren't very good
-My childhood memories are narrated by Brad Pitt (in my mind)
-Eric J. Goldman and Mark Hoppus are my all time favorite people
-I'll watch any adaptation of a Jane Austen book, much to Eric's chagrin
-Michael Ian Black is the funniest person that ever lived
-My favorite actors are Robert Downey Jr and River Phoenix, and my favorite actress is Angelica Huston, and my favorite director is Christopher Nolan
-Jonathen Demme is a hack, and I don't know why nobody talks about
-I am intrinsically drawn to gay men, and they are intrinsically drawn to me
-I love my life right now and I am really and truly happy
-My novel My Blood Approves is currently available on Amazon.com!!!